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Bacon Demotivational Poster


BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one


TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides


BACON - God's way of telling us everything is going to be all right


TAGS: god bacon
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Venator

RedVideo - March 31, 2013, 11:47 pm
...unless you're a pig.
maoworkstwo - September 27, 2012, 10:30 am
Bacon Makes The World Go Round Um Good.
dslohand - September 23, 2012, 7:22 pm
BACON: surely God is a male , he made us BACON.


PIG -


TAGS: pig define plant bacon
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:00 pm
Mmmm, bacon plants.


BACON ROSES - For those times when the Red one's just don't cut it.


TAGS: bacon roses
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by MustyK



BACON TURTLES - Way cooler than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


TAGS: bacon turtles nom nom nom
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Neener - October 17, 2010, 1:54 pm
Man I'm hungry now
familyghost - April 29, 2010, 7:10 pm
Recipe. Now.


BACON BEER MUG - Official beverage of greybeards everywhere.




HAPPY THANKSGIVING - Turkey Bacon is good for the body. Bacon Turducken is good for the soul.


TAGS: bacon turkey
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Preacher Man

DirntFiend - November 21, 2011, 12:46 am
I wants some too!!!
DavidEMartin - November 20, 2011, 12:34 pm
Dang, never thought I'd find a recipe on Motifake, let alone a recipe I actually think I'll try..... oh man, my cardiologist is going to yell at me.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 12:10 am
Boil it down to a BLTurducken and you have a deal
maoworks2 - November 18, 2011, 6:11 pm
That Looks Soooo Good


POINT OF VIEW - Guns or Butter


TAGS: margarine oleo lard bacon grease
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Renza - February 12, 2013, 12:24 pm
irl trolling, that guy is doing it right.


JUST PLANT IT - More will grow. ;)


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by PapaFox



BACON - Makes a damn fine sandwich


TAGS: bacon sandwich food funny
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by american1459

the dude - December 6, 2009, 3:52 pm
hell yea 5 lions for you brotha!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:43 pm
agreed, needs cheese, 4/5
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:52 pm
Needs cheese.
Spangle - October 10, 2009, 11:51 pm
Everytime I see this sammich, I always get a bit of heartburn. It's like, demonic or something.
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 9:10 am
and a little drink to wash it down


BACON?! - You got bacon?..Did you say bacon?..I love bacon..Please tell me you said bacon.. Where's the bacon?..I love bacon..I love saying bacon..baconbaconbaconbacon baconbaconbacon...(pant pant)..bacon?


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Doug

MO - November 19, 2009, 3:01 pm
Doug FTW!!!! I love talking dags!! 5 beggin' strips!
rockntractor - November 18, 2009, 8:43 pm
Great! I love it.


THE ULTIMATE WEAPON - Bacon and Sausage Tank Arteries are doomed.


TAGS: bacon tank
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by netheroth

maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 1:42 pm
14 to go please.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 1:02 am
5L. We might win the battle...


BACON BEER MUG - Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy




CROSSROADS -


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.


BACON - Mmmmmmm bacon, it's meat candy...




HOW TO MAKE A B.L.T. - the Motifake way


TAGS: bacon blt how to
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by ryuukage

Widow9669 - July 23, 2010, 12:19 am
what about a quadruple bypass? Or the Almighty Quintuple? I expect no less than 5 pounds of bacon for the Almighty One to show itself.
Bakstabr - July 23, 2010, 12:14 am
Not enough bacon. That thing would only give u a single bypass maybe double..... Gotta aim for the stars and the triple bypass man


BOUQUET - WOW! She Really Loves Me




CAFFINATED BACON LOLLIPOPS - There are no words to describe the epic level of awesome this is.




BACON GRENADE -


TAGS: bacon grenade i d fall on one for you
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by sickartist

sickartist - December 17, 2009, 2:43 pm
I found these with a case of waffle mines by the bus depot.
Eternal Lord Jackass - December 17, 2009, 10:35 am
Ok, i'm only going to ask this once. Did you or did you not brake into my arsenal and steal the crate of bacon grenades that I kept in the corner behind the aids launchers?


BACON - Makes it all better


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Orwell

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:34 am
I'm curious what the free toy inside is.
huuddathoughtit - June 28, 2011, 9:19 am
Those are awesome!!!


BACON LUBE - Because EVERYTHING should taste like bacon


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

axe11154 - October 10, 2011, 11:30 am
No I do not wish for my dick to be eaten off


DESPICABLE HELLHOLE - The sun is shining, birds fly, the air is clear, everything is beautiful here and you are welcome forever, but there's no bacon. Welcome to hell.


TAGS: baconless hell meadow dystopia
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Current Resident - February 6, 2010, 8:04 pm
Bummer. no bacon...5L
Bartimaeus - December 24, 2009, 12:16 pm
Motifaker Hell!!!
omnia - November 17, 2009, 4:56 pm
i agree it's hell: it's missing the 4 B's: beer,bacon,babes and battles(medieval)
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
soul-rapingly so.
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
*chilling
Sean - November 16, 2009, 11:27 pm
Beautifully chilly. 5. The Horror. The Horror ....
The Immortal - November 16, 2009, 6:34 pm
Ok. That got me to laugh. And thats not a easy feat to accomplish. 5L
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 8:47 am
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 6:10 am
And I thought my "Limbo" poster was dark. THIS is dark. 5.


MULTI-HUE BACON -


TAGS: rainbow bacon science
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Anonymous2 - August 22, 2010, 12:09 am
The weird part, each of those pieces of bacon was from the same pig.


BACON DEODORANT - When you truly want to smell delicious Warning Avoid hungry Pitbulls




TURKEY BACON -


TAGS: closest ever eating turkey bacon
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Ism

Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm

Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!


INGENUITY -


TAGS: beer bacon
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:40 am
Who said he stopped? He never said they were *his* hands... Plus, he's a dog. He doesn't have hands.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:48 am
relax now, you can resume master baiting :)
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 11:32 am
I await, hands clasped, on the table.........
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:30 am
gary I will send you some pics in PM and you see if you can wrap your mind around a good poster OK ? :)
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 11:27 am
Well now, that is a new low for me… Thought beer in a bacon stein would take… Bite/sip at the same time.. Wonna those ‘seemed good at the time’ things. I think I need to do better self moderating
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:02 am
gary this picture is really disgusting, and look, it takes a lot to gr*ss me out :)
RonE - February 13, 2012, 3:03 am
Cheese & Ale soup? Yum.


OH MY GAWWDD!!!!!!!! - OHH MYY GAWWWDDD!!!!!! BACON CUPCAKES!!! MAY GODD HAVE MERCY ON MY HEART!!!! OHH MMYYY GGGAWWWWDDD!!!!!!


TAGS: omg bacon cupcakes
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by WTFguy

Cloudchaser - March 20, 2011, 11:12 am
Not just a bacon cupcake, a bacon *and* chocolate cupcake!


BACON COLOGNE - The scent of gods and motifakers.




B.T.S. - Bacon Tomato Sandwich for when Im on a diet


TAGS: bacon fruit bread
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by axe11154

spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:16 pm
no make it 24 large fries and a salad
maoworks2 - April 8, 2012, 12:25 pm
12 Eggs On The Side Please.


BACON ICE CREAM BALLS - Restores my faith in a higher power... So beautiful.....-sniff-




BACON WRAPPED OPOSSUM - The height of American culinary artistry




BACON -


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

Spades - June 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Too true. I've never been able to get back what i once had once i learned how to use the stove for greasy goodness. 5 sizzling pieces


IMPROVEMENT IN BREAKFAST -


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm
Excellent 5 Lions!!!


PIGS ARE AMAZING - Feed Them Apples And They Produce Bacon


TAGS: pig apple bacon tasty
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by aerofiend

Anonymous2 - February 14, 2010, 8:09 pm
I tried feeding one apples and cigarettes... I didn't get the apple smoked bacon I wanted. Did sell it to someone quitting smoking, he ate that pig up.


WHEN I DIE -


TAGS: junechallenge bacon
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 4:04 pm
Love it!


MY CUSTOM KEYBOARD - Culinary keyboard... It has one feature yours doesn't Jealous?




HOPES AND DREAMS - Girl: One day I'm going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.




BACON VODKA - You gotta admit: it will go great with your morning screwdriver.


TAGS: bacon vodka tastes damn good
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 11:55 am
Bacon sandwiches have been found to actually CURE hangovers. So, bacon vodka = no hangover? 5L.
pzykosiz - June 3, 2010, 10:50 pm
i hear that. 5L's


BACON - A Synonym for happiness.




BACON'N'BABE -


TAGS: bacon babe
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

WTFO - May 13, 2011, 1:54 am
Sure beats those fruit roll-up style edible underwear.
rnbw00 - May 12, 2011, 8:03 pm
Are we going to fry the bacon, first?


BACON -


TAGS: bacon thief
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

RONHUSTLEMAN - July 19, 2014, 4:37 pm
Just cause daddy loves you...don't mean you can touch my BACON!
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:29 am

cannot believe I missed this gem
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
Brilliant. I love it. 5L
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 10:25 pm
Um, so Scorp...do you wanna borrow my avatar? Cuz your name kinda in a way goes better with it than mine does. Nahmean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2009, 10:08 pm
At first I was like, Meh...Then I was all wooooo!!!! 5
Arnaldo - November 15, 2009, 4:34 pm
Nobody touches my bacon
Joshy8632 - November 15, 2009, 2:00 pm
Fucking Hilarious


BECAUSE WE BOTH HATE ALL THAT VALENTINE'S DAY CRAP -




GAME OVER - The whole world will convert to Atheism within a month


TAGS: atheism god bacon
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by motinet

FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:43 pm
It's a trap oh god run for your lives! its just a portal to hell... With NO BACON
culos - June 30, 2010, 3:38 am
Something doesn't add up.... Those who reject Christ as our savior are for a good percentage Jewish. Last time I checked they can't have bacon. Guess this is just another Catholic mind-play!
forseti - June 29, 2010, 6:09 pm
could be a trap. i never got bacon 'till now!
Ed-Hyde - June 29, 2010, 2:51 pm
That's just not fair at all!
Bakstabr - June 29, 2010, 12:22 pm
That right there......that's just pure evil. And yet.......I do love me some bacon.
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 10:31 am
Could I possibly get Canadian Bacon?


LOSE A TOOTH? - Put It Under Your Pillow You May Get A Visit From The Bacon Fairy


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

HtD - December 24, 2009, 6:06 pm
Fuck quarters. This will be the new tradition in my house.


BACON & BOURBON - They are THE major food groups


TAGS: food bacon bourbon groups diet yum
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by MustyK

rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:22 pm

I could use some mayo on my sammich


DONUT BACON CHEESEBURGER - Breakfast of champs. I can't think of a better way to start the day.


TAGS: donut bacon cheeseburger
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by ThatGuy

ThatGuy - June 22, 2010, 2:36 am
actually, I think theres a fried egg on it already...
boeweizer - June 22, 2010, 2:08 am
add some fried eggs and some cream cheese and we got ourselves a deal
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 12:51 am
Cheese? #18182 - the Lutherburger.


FRYING BACON -


TAGS: frying bacon good reason clothes
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 2:43 pm
After a while, the hot oil splashes callous over and you don't feel it when it happens again.
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:45 pm
*and.....and typing...with yer keyboard in yer lap
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:43 pm
that snd welding
vlad9885 - May 26, 2013, 5:49 pm
You put clothes on for that?


BACON - MAKES EVERYTHING DELICIOUS!




BACON AK47 - We must keep this from Al-Qaeda. For if they were to learn its secrets, it would surely spell our doom.


TAGS: bacon gun
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by ThatGuy

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:03 pm
Sometimes we learn our vernacular from people who don't know any better..apology accepted. (by me, at least)
lgvernon - January 24, 2014, 5:54 pm

Thank you, OTP. We have members from all over the planet (and some who are off the rock, I suspect ), so it's important to understand that we all need to take a breath and lift our fingers off the keyboard.
observingthisplanet - January 24, 2014, 5:49 pm
I am sorry for any offense I caused by my post. I did not mean it to be offensive. In the future, I try to be careful with anything I say. Again, sorry.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 12:45 pm
Not cool.
observingthisplanet - January 24, 2014, 11:45 am
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.


FINALLY - I'll drink this with my deep fried celery.


TAGS: bacon diet coke celery deep fired drink
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
i should have just put this in the bacon thread
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:38 pm
LMAO! I love that Pzy handles this!
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:35 pm

we all start in the basement.
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:34 pm
yeah, one of my early ones. anyone feel free to 1L or recaption it
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 7:43 pm
Back again, Zammuelist? Who lifted your ban?
Zealot - March 16, 2010, 7:32 pm
gapes in awe


WAFFLE HOUSE - With bacon and sausage. Pass the syrup please.


TAGS: waffle house with bacon
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - March 14, 2011, 2:05 pm
(facepalm) D'oH!
boinger - March 14, 2011, 1:05 pm
You use bacon as the logs, sausage as support beams, waffle as curtains, and the syrup as a tsunami. Duh!
champ99 - March 11, 2011, 3:54 pm
You know, that is exactly what the sausage told me also. I apologize.
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2011, 3:43 pm
This is an insult to bacon everywhere and you should be ashamed of yourself.


THE BACONATOR -




OREO -




Bacon fight! -


TAGS: robbidos bacon meat is murder
Rating: 4.92/5

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trbecome - July 26, 2013, 11:43 pm
Gruesome. I wonder who won that one.


THE SECRET - To a Really Good Bacon Burger


TAGS: burger bacon
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:39 am
Personally, I thought it would've been the other way around...
WTFO - September 18, 2011, 12:44 am
that's great!


BACON WEAVE - The future of clothing Just got crispy


TAGS: bacon weave is crisp
Rating: 4.27/5

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motinet - November 27, 2014, 8:19 am

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
TwistedNinjaPirate - October 27, 2011, 6:31 pm
Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips


Stupid Ideas -




BACON - Worth going to hell for


TAGS: bacon hell
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by CANADA

Gregd888 - December 22, 2009, 2:22 pm
Intolerance of non-christians: worth going to hell for...?


THE DOUBLE BACON HAMBURGER PATTY MELT - Three bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwichs for buns, cheese, bacon and two four-ounce beefs patties...who want to live forever?


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.45/5

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Fatty - February 11, 2009, 1:29 pm
If we could batter and fry that we'd have a winner!
agdaniele - February 10, 2009, 8:05 pm
Perfection.


BACON CAT -




THE SUPER BOWL - I don't care who is playing. Everyone is a winner when it comes to bacon.


TAGS: super bowl bacon tropy champion
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

ICEMAN - February 3, 2012, 10:24 am
Except the pig. Oh well.
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 8:22 am
I Love It 12 Eggs On The Side.


THE GREAT WALL OF BACON - If god hadn't wanted us to eat animals then he wouldn't have made them out of meat.


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Ed-Hyde - September 16, 2009, 7:43 am
yet another reason cubby is missed. Porcelina didn't turn him into bacon did she?
Nero - February 19, 2009, 6:22 pm
LOL! FLAWLESS logic, Cubby. Well done!


TURKEY - This Years Was the Best


TAGS: bacon thanksgiving yum better
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by randomosity

BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:45 pm
ummmm...TurBacon


MAN WISHES -




BACON -


TAGS: bacon complete lifestyle cholesterol kevin bacon
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by steph1

Greybeard - May 11, 2014, 3:09 am
I hope thats Turkey Bacon...
steph1 - March 6, 2011, 5:41 am
the bacon hitler? good chances he actually did in real life - bacon not being kosher maybe contributed to his "dislike"
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 11:59 pm
I didn't mean it as in bad taste but more like a wtf moment...........maybe he would of had more followers if he did that in real life
CoolioIndeed - March 5, 2011, 9:28 pm
Favorited.
Claire - March 5, 2011, 8:56 pm
than* not thank
Claire - March 5, 2011, 8:56 pm
You act like we haven't made worse jokes thank bacon Hitler.
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:05 pm
the bacon hitler is just messed up and can we get a enlargement on the pic in the top right corner


AUTO CORRECT - I'm still trying to wrap my head around that third bubble.


TAGS: iphone bacon
Rating: 4.27/5

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Verdeckt - October 11, 2011, 4:07 pm
This stuff really belongs on the Social Facepalm site


THE PERFECT WOMAN - She does exist.




SMUG -


TAGS: seal brakes bacon
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:54 am
I've GOT to use this one!
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:04 pm
Wonderful! 5L
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:26 pm

love it! great pic, great caption....5 smug L's
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:15 pm
I member smug day as well 83608. Wasnt my best effort but hey it makes nice padding.
GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 7:13 pm
oh, and 5L
GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 7:12 pm
I remember "SMUG" day..83622


HONORING - His last wish


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 4.19/5

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BACON ROSE'S -


TAGS: bacon rose forgiven
Rating: 4.55/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.


A MOMENT OF SILENCE -


TAGS: bacon mmmmm
Rating: 4.44/5

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440wakeup - August 15, 2011, 10:03 pm
I think it was bits and chips of noon fat bacon pressed into strips. I just heard in a old school rap song, went to the store to get some and they laffed and mocked me.
rerun - August 15, 2011, 9:20 pm

Damn, I remember that stuff. Was it even real bacon?
440wakeup - August 15, 2011, 8:10 pm
They got rid of SIZZALEAN too
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:50 am

is this a real product? 5L on the poster and 5thousand for the product. googling for nearest retailer.


CLOWN SEEKING -


TAGS: personal ad day clowns bacon
Rating: 4.06/5

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thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:25 pm
LoL
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 8:46 pm
Classic! 5 balloons.


AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY - The Lord created deep fried bacon And he saw that it was amsome. The Gospel of Pork, 1:12




WORLD PEACE - All at the push of a button


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by willydoedntcare

Elwood - November 25, 2008, 3:57 pm
I would not want this button, because I know exactly what would happen. Every time I pressed it, some actor named "Kevin" would suddenly appear in front of my refrigerator.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 7:53 am
I want this button in my kitchen. I want this to be real so bad.


DELICIOUS FLOW CHART - BACON! Om nom nom nom nom!


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

curintedery - April 16, 2009, 10:21 am
Now i desperately feel like bacon... GRR!!


REVOLUTIONARY - deep fried bacon...there is a god!


TAGS: deep fried bacon
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by SynIkaru

JesusWept - December 30, 2012, 9:57 am
...and that god's name is Cholesterol. You get 4 heart attacks from me :)


BACON - It's what dreams are made of... And apparently Heaven.




BACON DIET COKE - Holy shit.


TAGS: bacon diet coke
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Capucine

Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:18 pm
GOD- he walks among us in the form of BACON COKE!


BACON - The ULTIMATE love aphrodisiac...it gets them 99.9% of the time. The other .1% don't eat pork or they're just plain dumb.




TURDUCKEN - Not quite as cool as the BEERTITSANBACON




BACON APPROVED - I am Bacon and I approve this message.


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.6/5

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NO LONGER GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME - Because boobies, bacon and beer start with 'B'.




Bacon God -


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 4.19/5

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Cannabal - June 14, 2013, 1:44 am
The Swineborn has arisen!


BRINGING HOME THE BACON - Fresh never frozen. She makes the best sammiches ever!


TAGS: bacon
Rating: 3.6/5

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SUPER PIGS - Saving your bacon.


TAGS: pig bacon super
Rating: 3.57/5

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:36 pm
Bestiality. The first white meat.


NUTRITION - Let me introduce to you the Motifake Food Pyramid! Be sure to get your 30 servings today.


TAGS: all bacon all the time
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

MG - August 31, 2009, 3:13 am
i think i had a heart attack just by looking at this


~ BACON PIE ~ - "You Are Doing It Wrong"!




THIS IS BACON - He doesn't wear sunscreen Because he's BACON




WORLD PEACE - Because Muslims and Jews really love bacon


TAGS: world peace bacon politics bush muslims islam israel jewish jew
Rating: 2.83/5

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Zagato - November 15, 2009, 1:27 am
fuck them, i'll bite there dicks off and rub some lemon in it XD
TigerKid - April 6, 2009, 11:13 pm
What about fresh squeezed orange Jews?
zagato - April 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
vegetarians are no longer American, Muslims are dicks, and jews...well i don't have a problem with them...unless there veggie jews
tayzirov - December 31, 2008, 8:25 pm
Maybe all the bacon is why you guys are a bunch of rapist pigs?
Dotdotdot - November 7, 2008, 4:28 pm
DoForthAndDie- So very true. I heard of a Muslim mob that buried a couple of women alive for choosing their own husbands.
GoForthAndDie - September 24, 2008, 4:45 am
Maybe the bacon-free diets are why the Jews are hated and the Muslims are psychotic fucks?
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:35 pm
Several other religions don't eat meat at all, so bacon would be bad for them as well. But maybe if you took John Lenon's "Imagine" and combined it with bacon... and a Coke!


BACONUTS - An easy way to get your 3 basic food groups: Sugar, Salt and Lard!!




PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY, & BACON ON WHEAT - Threw the wheat in for health reasons


TAGS: peanut butter jelly bacon
Rating: 2.25/5

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Anonymous2 - December 2, 2009, 12:43 pm
Deep fry that puppy, and it's just like Elvis' favorite sandwich.


BACON - EVEN THE PIGS LIKE IT -




BACON & EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.


TAGS: bacon eggs
Rating: 4.57/5

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Faceplant31 - August 17, 2010, 10:28 am
Nice, 5L


BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon


TAGS: november challenge we promise bacon in every pot
Rating: 3.66/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 10:39 am
I would vote for that platform. But ya still lost a lion for pixelation. :(
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 1:55 am
I find your philosophy interesting, and I would like to read your pamphlet. Mmmmm, philosophy!


ATHEISM - Amsome




BACON BANDAIDS - Getting hurt never tasted so good


TAGS: bacon hurt
Rating: 2.36/5

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Rudedog - December 15, 2012, 12:10 am
Still with the bacon
pieman - March 25, 2010, 2:15 pm
You wound would never heal, plus you would have bite marks where the band-aid used to be.


Hmmmmm -


TAGS: more bacon equals happy content
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - September 30, 2014, 8:59 pm

(chuckles quietly)
EmilioDumphque - September 30, 2014, 1:22 am
That's even logical: You can't have commercial meat from pigs without strong government regulation everyone obeys out of self interest. Trichinosis is unforgiving.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 11:20 pm
True that


WHEN PIGS FLY -




BACON DESSERT -


TAGS: i can t believe it s bacon
Rating: 4.73/5

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Cloudchaser - May 2, 2011, 12:29 am
I've tried it. It's OK, but not outstanding. Anyone can make it in their own kitchen. All there is to it is maple syrup, bacon and vanilla ice cream


HAPPY PIGS - Make better tasting bacon!


TAGS: animals pigs food bacon taste
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - April 10, 2013, 10:10 pm
Thanks for the 5 kric...
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 9:09 pm
Me love happy bacon. 5o tender and moist...?


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